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Ben "Benny" Volent | ɹǝllᴉʞ ǝp uᴉɯɐɾuǝq ([personal profile] dehipster) wrote in [community profile] welgaia2014-11-30 12:49 am
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Oh no he's back for more

[So Benny's still in Wankerville. By now, he's getting a better grasp of what's going on and what to expect. This isn't just because he's spoken to Shelly and Tori; it's because he found a certain convenient book. It's titled "Welcome to Wankerville, Random Nexus Facts For Dummies".

That's not the only thing he's found.

Right now, he's sitting on the front steps of one of the houses, playing with four kittens. He's not sure where their mother is, but he does know they were incredibly hungry when he stumbled across them. Luckily, they seem to about four or five weeks old, so they accepted meat scraps just fine. He fed them and now he's stuck with them. Not that he minds, of course. He enjoys their company. Shoe was already a fully-grown, lazy tomcat when Benny got him, so the opportunity to play with actual kittens is new to him.]
dekillerqueen: (Asphyxiation and what else?)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-03 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, I hope you have the resources to take care of this many kittens. Animal neglect is something I quite adamantly disapprove of.
dekillerqueen: (Save them. Before they melt.)

good gosh benny

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-04 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Well. That reaction was kind of...

Perhaps Shelly was too harsh.]


I... have no doubt that you will. I would expect nothing less from someone like you.
dekillerqueen: (You so silly)

bennyyyyy

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-04 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dang. Oh dang that kitten is going to ruin Benny's suit but Shelly doesn't even CARE that much. It's so cute.

He may be staring with a warmer smile than usual.]
dekillerqueen: (Asphyxiation and what else?)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-05 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they have names yet?

[Shelly may have certainly attempted to sound like he was only asking a casual question - like he had no real investment in the answer - but it's possible that his attempt was in vain.

Dogs and cats are the greatest.]
dekillerqueen: (An ice cream cone can be a lethal weapon)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-05 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And... what would those options be?

[He definitely does care.]
dekillerqueen: (what)

1/2

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-06 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my GOD.]
dekillerqueen: (Time to kick serious amounts of ass)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-06 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Bartholomew... That would be...

... No doubt, a flawless name.
dekillerqueen: (The cutest little near-sociopath)

i lied 3/3

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-06 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shelly thinks Bartholomew is a perfect name AND BENNY TRULY IS HIS SON.]
dekillerqueen: (You so silly)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-06 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely.

Although... we are still going to need a few more names, I suppose.
dekillerqueen: (An ice cream cone can be a lethal weapon)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... There are others here?
dekillerqueen: (Judging you so hard right now)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-07 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
That is... curious. You are the only person I've met here.

[WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN]
dekillerqueen: (DAT A-- erm.)

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-07 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[TOO BAD SHELLY'S PLAYER IS A SHY DWEEB. And too bad Shelly is... well...]

... Hmm. I can't say I particularly care for meeting new people... unless you think she may require my services.

[For fuck's sake Shelly.]
dekillerqueen: (You so silly)

I WAS JUST READING THAT THREAD I CANNOT BELIEVE

[personal profile] dekillerqueen 2014-12-07 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... [No. No, he hasn't.] Oh? Interesting.

I see that, in spite of your choice of profession, you still associate with particular kinds of people...

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