![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
Oh no he's back for more
[So Benny's still in Wankerville. By now, he's getting a better grasp of what's going on and what to expect. This isn't just because he's spoken to Shelly and Tori; it's because he found a certain convenient book. It's titled "Welcome to Wankerville, Random Nexus Facts For Dummies".
That's not the only thing he's found.
Right now, he's sitting on the front steps of one of the houses, playing with four kittens. He's not sure where their mother is, but he does know they were incredibly hungry when he stumbled across them. Luckily, they seem to about four or five weeks old, so they accepted meat scraps just fine. He fed them and now he's stuck with them. Not that he minds, of course. He enjoys their company. Shoe was already a fully-grown, lazy tomcat when Benny got him, so the opportunity to play with actual kittens is new to him.]
That's not the only thing he's found.
Right now, he's sitting on the front steps of one of the houses, playing with four kittens. He's not sure where their mother is, but he does know they were incredibly hungry when he stumbled across them. Luckily, they seem to about four or five weeks old, so they accepted meat scraps just fine. He fed them and now he's stuck with them. Not that he minds, of course. He enjoys their company. Shoe was already a fully-grown, lazy tomcat when Benny got him, so the opportunity to play with actual kittens is new to him.]
no subject
no subject
... Where is this book?
no subject
no subject
no subject
... Alright. [He carefully moves the tiny little ball of kitten off his lap and onto the ground, then pushes himself to his feet to lead the way inside the house.]
no subject
Shelly follows him quietly.]
no subject
The book is placed on the table. He picks it up and hands it over to Shelly. Enjoy your copy of Welcome to Wankerville, Random Nexus Facts For Dummies!]
Here we are.
no subject
It clearly doesn't inspire him with confidence.]
Have you read this?
no subject
I've read it, yes. The only advice that I can give would be not to judge a book by its cover. ... Or in this case, its title.
no subject
I shall trust your assessment, then.
no subject
no subject
You seem trustworthy to me.
... Unless you would like to prove me wrong.
no subject
no subject
no subject