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[No more Wankerville, this time! Nope, this time our resident nexus place is known as Japanifornia. Some odd mishmash of Los Angeles and Tokyo, Japanifornia is in fact a huge city with skycrapers and lots of roads with hills. A tram moves through the city but people can also take a car or their bike. There's parks, a lake, sushi places, burger places, noodle places, gashapon machines and a Starbills on every corner. Most homes are equipped with a traditional Japanifornian kotatsu. It's a paradise for weebs and hipsters alike. Also, a themepark because why the heck not.



Truly, the greatest city in these United States of Nexusica.]



[De Killer bit]

[Still, a nexus is a nexus, which means it draws in people from all sorts of places. There's only so much order to be found. Turns out, some rich asshole is trying to run for 'president'. One would think it'd be mayor, but considering a nexus is basically a world of its own, he might as well be attempting to crown himself King of the World. Outrageous remarks of building a wall to keep out more 'foreigners' aren't gaining him much popularity either. He's lucky that there's a couple of rednecks on his side who feel that the city might be getting a bit too crowded.

Even so, many residents of Japanifornia are in agreement; this powerhungry douche by the name of Ronald Chump needs to go.

As luck would have it, Shelly de Killer has already set up office in Japanifornia and has now been approached to eliminate the problem. He's not going to do it alone, either. Benny (who's been around for an equally long time) will be joining him on this venture.]



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[Who else is in Japanifornia? Do a thing!]
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[So Benny's still in Wankerville. By now, he's getting a better grasp of what's going on and what to expect. This isn't just because he's spoken to Shelly and Tori; it's because he found a certain convenient book. It's titled "Welcome to Wankerville, Random Nexus Facts For Dummies".

That's not the only thing he's found.

Right now, he's sitting on the front steps of one of the houses, playing with four kittens. He's not sure where their mother is, but he does know they were incredibly hungry when he stumbled across them. Luckily, they seem to about four or five weeks old, so they accepted meat scraps just fine. He fed them and now he's stuck with them. Not that he minds, of course. He enjoys their company. Shoe was already a fully-grown, lazy tomcat when Benny got him, so the opportunity to play with actual kittens is new to him.]
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[Benny's used to having a certain amount of logic in his life. A simple formula of waking up in his own bed, feeding the cat, tending to his other responsibilities and going to sleep in his own bed at the end of the day. With the occasional break to do something fun, of course. That's just common sense.

Imagine his surprise when he does not wake up in his own bed for once. Or even his own house. ...Or even his own city, by the looks of it. It's really quite disturbing. Even more so because he can't remember how he even got here.

A nice picturesque village surrounded by forest. There's very little forest in- or even near Los Angeles, these days. He encounters a sign that says Wankerville, but he's not sure how seriously to take it. Why is this place abandoned? It's like he walked straight into the setting for an M. Night Shyamalan movie. ...The most recent kind that are lousy, not the golden oldies.

Well, at least he's got his treasured belongings with him. His phone, his wallet and his watch. Now he just needs to find another person to ask for help.]

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