Oh no it's a fanfic OC!

[dehipster]

[Benny's used to having a certain amount of logic in his life. A simple formula of waking up in his own bed, feeding the cat, tending to his other responsibilities and going to sleep in his own bed at the end of the day. With the occasional break to do something fun, of course. That's just common sense.

Imagine his surprise when he does not wake up in his own bed for once. Or even his own house. ...Or even his own city, by the looks of it. It's really quite disturbing. Even more so because he can't remember how he even got here.

A nice picturesque village surrounded by forest. There's very little forest in- or even near Los Angeles, these days. He encounters a sign that says Wankerville, but he's not sure how seriously to take it. Why is this place abandoned? It's like he walked straight into the setting for an M. Night Shyamalan movie. ...The most recent kind that are lousy, not the golden oldies.

Well, at least he's got his treasured belongings with him. His phone, his wallet and his watch. Now he just needs to find another person to ask for help.]