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Catch-All
Catch-all post for a What If...? season 3 episode 3-inspired Alexei, AKA Red Guardian.
In accordance with the episode, Alexei stopped the Winter Soldier from assassinating Howard Stark (and skipped the Ohio mission where he met Melina, Natasha and Yelena), then traveled with him to Las Vegas to find 'the Rook', a supposed Russian spy who could extract them from the country. A great friendship was formed along the way! Also, Bill Foster was punched in the face a few times. The Rook turned out to be Obediah Stane, who had made a deal with the Red Room to have Howard assassinated for his own capitalist gains. Alexei's trust in his employers was heavily shaken, Stane was killed by Bucky, the Red Room tried to take the Winter Soldier back but Alexei managed to escape. Bucky was brainwashed again, while Alexei was enlisted by Foster to join SHIELD and later the Avengers program.
So yes, the Red Guardian is an Avenger now, making him more physically fit and socially adjusted than his canon counterpart. (Hence the icons.) He fought in the battle for New York, he was there when the Winter Soldier showed up again (and helped shake the brainwashing a second time), he helped fight Ultron, and when Civil War rolled around he was firmly on Cap's side to protect Bucky. After Bucky was taken in by Wakanda, Alexei decided to stay there too, in part to keep watch over his bestie and in part to avoid being arrested for that whole... Sokovia Accords nonsense.
(Why Civil War even escalated the way it did in the end when Howard Stark was never killed- and how Tony still became Iron Man- depends on the PSL. It's very customizable and probably won't matter in most scenarios. Same for his relationship with Natasha and Yelena.)
In accordance with the episode, Alexei stopped the Winter Soldier from assassinating Howard Stark (and skipped the Ohio mission where he met Melina, Natasha and Yelena), then traveled with him to Las Vegas to find 'the Rook', a supposed Russian spy who could extract them from the country. A great friendship was formed along the way! Also, Bill Foster was punched in the face a few times. The Rook turned out to be Obediah Stane, who had made a deal with the Red Room to have Howard assassinated for his own capitalist gains. Alexei's trust in his employers was heavily shaken, Stane was killed by Bucky, the Red Room tried to take the Winter Soldier back but Alexei managed to escape. Bucky was brainwashed again, while Alexei was enlisted by Foster to join SHIELD and later the Avengers program.
So yes, the Red Guardian is an Avenger now, making him more physically fit and socially adjusted than his canon counterpart. (Hence the icons.) He fought in the battle for New York, he was there when the Winter Soldier showed up again (and helped shake the brainwashing a second time), he helped fight Ultron, and when Civil War rolled around he was firmly on Cap's side to protect Bucky. After Bucky was taken in by Wakanda, Alexei decided to stay there too, in part to keep watch over his bestie and in part to avoid being arrested for that whole... Sokovia Accords nonsense.
(Why Civil War even escalated the way it did in the end when Howard Stark was never killed- and how Tony still became Iron Man- depends on the PSL. It's very customizable and probably won't matter in most scenarios. Same for his relationship with Natasha and Yelena.)

For @buckybbarnes
At the very least, the simple Wakandan life seems to be better for Bucky.
No more stressing about brainwashing or being forced to kill. It's all fresh air, herding goats and milking cows. Alexei takes it upon himself to do the more manual chores; the sort that require both hands. Much as Bucky might insist the absence of his prosthetic arm doesn't hamper him, Alexei still won't allow him to go out of his way to prove it. What's the point? He's got two perfectly functional arms and an abundance of restless energy. The last thing he wants now is to grow complacent, fat and lazy. He stays on his toes so that at the very least, in one person's eyes, he can still be somebody.
The cows hate him, though. Khuy, do the cows hate him. He'll leave those to Bucky when he can.
At the moment, he's out back near the woods, chopping some wood. They'll need it to cook dinner later. His shirt's foregone for now. It's a hot day out, as it often is in Wakanda, so even a chore as trivial as this one is having him work up a sweat. The glaring sun overhead is not helping. If he were smart, he'd stick more to the shadows, but... You know. He's not the brightest super soldier in the bunch.
i cannot believe i am doing this
But here was safe enough. Wakanda wouldn't admit they were even here, never mind let them be extradited, and while Steve couldn't bring himself to stay still, to give up fighting the good fight around the world, he didn't want that. Bucky had never wanted that, not from the beginning when his card was pulled for WW2, not in anything that had followed. He'd felt a responsibility to do things, sure, but want? Absolutely not ever. And now his responsibility was instead, not to go out and do battles. He...could work with that.
Not that it wasn't nice to have company, regardless. Even if said company was currently boiling himself in the sun to build up a store of firewood that was barely depleted. Again.
"You know we can still get sunburn, right?" was all he said, wandering his way over, carrying the little holder that let him have two glasses in his remaining hand at a time, holding it up to show the two iced teas he'd put together. "I'd have brought you a beer but I haven't been to the market today, so you'll have to make do."
Yes you can
He stands up straight when he notices the man's approach, the axe becoming lodged into the chopping block with one easy swipe of the arm so that he can release it. There's a breathy chuckle, followed by a sheepish grin. "Is fiiine, comrade Bucky. I will live without my beer. The ice is a better gift in this heat, yes?" he says, reaching out to take one of the glasses.
Twenty four years of living in America, most if it under SHIELD's wing, and he still speaks with a thick Russian accent. He can get rid of it if he wants to, he just chooses not to. No matter what, Russia is home.
"I can head to market tomorrow. What do you need?"
i blame you
It's teasing though, Bucky doesn't particularly care who goes to the market. He does turn a mildly incredulous eye to the pile of chopped wood, taking a long drink from his tea before speaking again.
"Well, if any of the other villagers need to borrow any for their stoves, we'll certainly have some to spare. Probably should see about getting a few more seedlings put down to regrow later."
Then, with a light, barely-there tap of his foot against Alexei's leg, not even a kick, just the easiest way to nudge when his only hand was currently involved in holding a drink. "I've got lunch on. You need a break anyway, you've been running all day. Made those sausages that Sam sent us from Germany."
:3
"Smart move. Better to eat those fast before big predators find out we have them."
It's a joke for the most part, since they can keep their food in a safe enough crate, but there's still a nugget of truth in there since they don't have a proper door in their little shack. It wouldn't be the first time an animal wanders in, be it a wild one or one of their goats.
His own drink goes down with more of a gulp, which turns out to be a very bad idea. Super soldiers can still get brain freeze. The glass is immediately lowered again as his eyes scrunch up. "Aiyee, that's cold."
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There's the faintest smile on his face at the interaction, clearly amused at the nonsense. "I wonder what your life would have been like without having supersoldier abilities because even with them, you just. Manage to do things like this."
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"Even without super soldier serum, I would still be resourceful, strapping man who fights through the pain," he continues once he's regained himself a little more. If there's a small pout on him... No there isn't. "It's all about spirit, not super muscle."
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Mercifully, he's not going to share that frostbite anecdote again. Instead, to prove his point, he downs the rest of his glass in one go like an absolute buffoon. Brain freeze hits a second time, and he's determined to poker-face his way through it, with mixed results. His eyes twitch and his fingers grip the glass tighter, but that's the extent of it.
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Joking about the scenario that got them here was the same as coping with it, right? Close enough, anyway. It was clear enough his own joke didn't quite land even for Bucky, but he seemed to want to make the effort, regardless.
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"No no, I did have to do it. Because it made you smile, yes? More proof that the Winter Soldier is gone," he points out. He's proud of his friend's progress, and he's proud of himself for helping it along. Those days when Bucky couldn't remember much more than Coney Island are so far behind them now.
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"We were both there that night. You saw that he's gone," Bucky said, shaking his head a bit to toss loose hair back out of his face. "You don't need to keep proving it."
He was definitely still happy at saying it though, the smile still on his face as he started to lead the walk back towards their hut.
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He glanced over to the other man, smile going a bit softer, before turning his gaze back to the ground, scuffing the soil beneath just a bit.
"You heard anything from the outside world lately? Haven't gotten a message from Steve and the others in a couple days, which usually means they're elbow deep in shit again."
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For @heyunderoos
Well, at least he's been a gym teacher before. That was 1992, but surely things haven't changed too much in 20 years where teaching is concerned. (It has. It has changed a lot.)
He's been working at the school for about three weeks already, but hasn't seen or heard a peep of any crimefighters swinging through the streets. ...Until tonight. He's out in a neighborhood near the school, the sun close to setting, when he hears a store alarm go off nearby. That's when he breaks into a run to get to the source of the noise. If he can't catch a glimpse of the crimefighter tonight, he can always just.... stop the crime himself. Nobody said he's not allowed to do that. And if they did say it, he wasn't paying enough attention to hear it.
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"Seriously? You're robbing this bodega? C'mon, this place barely sells anything!" He quips brightly at the group of men just... glaring at him.
One of them decides enough is enough and pulls out a gun to make his point. He takes a shot at the masked teenager. The much smaller figure dodges the bullet effortlessly, bouncing to the side.
"Man, is everybody a critic?! I was just telling you some real hard truths!"
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Alexei watches from across the street. He's wearing the Red Guardian suit beneath his clothes, he's got the helmet in his backpack. He could step in with ease and he's itching to do it. Still, he wants to see whether this amateur can bag the arrest on his own. And- just as important- whether he'll stoop to killing the criminals if he has to. SHIELD's been getting a lot of heat about collateral damage and unlicensed killing lately; a sentiment Alexei agrees with. Some of his fellow Avengers are little too trigger happy. Or smash happy, but the Hulk's gone now.
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"Your aim does need a little work." Spider-Man helpfully advises, using the moment to shoot some webbing at the gun. He yanks it out of the man's hand casually. It flies into Spider-Man's waiting hand. The costumed teenager puts the safety back on, before breaking the gun in half anyway. "But, you'll have to work on it some other time."
The surprise from the group doesn't last, as one of the masked men tries to take off, pushing through the broken window. Spider-Man makes a buzzer noise, shooting a web at the man to yank him backwards. "Nooope!" He whips the man back into a wall, webbing him up quickly. Spider-Man manages to web another with his free hand, but...
The third man takes off, heading in Alexei's direction, unaware what he's headed towards.
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All the cool techniques aren't quite enough, it turns out. When the last robber flees across the street, making a beeline straight for where Alexei is standing, he doesn't need to think twice about his next action. He probably should've thought twice, but... You know. Orange cat behavior. His hand curls into a fist and as soon as the robber is close enough, Alexei punches him right across the face, sending him flying. The man lands a good six feet away, along the edge of the sidewalk. "Take that!"
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The robber goes flying, lands with a loud groan. Peter blinks behind his goggles, the built-in lenses clicking loudly alongside his eyes motion. He stands up to his full very impressive height of 5'4. His growth spurt will hit later in the year, for now he's just a little guy. He salutes at the man, leaning into his accent. "Thanks for the assist, big guy!"
Wait, is that... one of his gym teachers?? Peter squints at Alexei uncertainly, making a snap decision to get out. "Well, I gotta go, you know, it's late and spiders need their rest." He makes sure the other two men are webbed up before he darts towards the building to run up the side of it onto the rooftop. He pulls himself up effortlessly, intending on fleeing.
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He could still try to salvage the situation, but then the other hero decides to make a swift escape, excusing himself before any questions could be asked. Look at him go! That won't do, though. He has his target now, so the undercover identity doesn't need to be preserved. He draws in a deep breath, then starts sprinting at full speed towards a fire escape on the side of the building Spider-Man just scaled. Several hops (complete with metallic thuds) later, he's parkoured his way up to the rooftop.
"Hey, wait! Wait! Halt, in the name of SHIELD!"
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Then he yells that. Panic does a fair job of making what was a normal run a full sprint. Peter isn't a traditional super soldier by any means, but that spider bite made him a contender for loosely keeping up. Or in this case, fleeing quickly at high speeds a normal person couldn't keep up with.
"Nope, nope, nope," Peter chants to himself, shooting webbing to haul himself up into the air, intending to web swing away. Unfortunately for him, Alexei is persistent. Alexei also has a shield, so cutting a web would be no issue.
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... Yet.
He jumps from one rooftop to another, landing with a resounding thud before continuing his sprint. "I am sorry," he says, grabbing hold of a satellite dish he passes and yanking it free with the momentum of his running. Now he has something to throw. The dish whizzes, full frisbee style, towards the next web that's been shot, to ensure Spider-Man tumbles to the ground.
I went for the dumbest option possible
Alas, alack, the mun cannot remember scene settings well apparently. Not that it affects Peter and Alexei's current situation.Peter had poorly assumed once he was rooftop level and had some speed things would be fine. He glances back once at the sound of Alexei landing and realizes. It is in fact not fine.. He speeds up, swearing under his breath as he goes.
He cannot get caught by his gym teacher. His gym teacher who apparently works for SHIELD. No, bad, horrible, no good.
May would kill him.
He can hear Alexei say something, but before he can really think about it that satellite dish comes whizzing towards his web. It isn't a clean cut of his web, the dish yanks Peter a few feet forward before he thinks to break the web himself.
Only to fall off the rooftop into a dumpster below. The loud metallic crash that follows is sign enough the lid was closed. It was not a nice landing.
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He sprints over to the side of the building and peers down towards the dumpster, and the crumpled heap of spider boy on top of it.
"Are you alright?! Do not have any broken bones, please!"